So who on earth is the splendidly titled: Toppermost Entertainment?
Introducing ME! (Johnny/Mister T/Baldy...) - a magical, musical, juggling, slapstick, over-acting, jazz-hand waving, all singin' and dancin' entertainer who has been delighting audiences for longer than a really long thing.
Here's just a small selection of my media coverage:
'Genuinely funny and impressive' Worthing Herald
'Splendidly Slapstick' The Stage Newspaper
'Johnny Who?' The Bedfordshire Clanger
And here is a selection of what actual human people have said:
'What did you used to do in the old days' A misguided child.
'aren't you getting a bit old to be doing this?' A misguided adult.
'The best entertainment in town' A person who clearly knows what he's talking about. Clearly. (thank you Volker).
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ITV, Sky TV and Wembley Stadium are just some of the places I haven't appeared. However, I have been on BBC, CBeebies and Channel 4 Roadshows..............